A poem by Tobi

Ham and cheese

I don't like peas

Some make me sneeze

I love cheese

Ham and cheese

My dog has fleas

But he hates peas

I love cheese

Ham and cheese

I don't say please

Just get me some cheese

I love cheese

Did you know that there is evidence that ham and cheese sandwiches have been one of humanities  favourite foods since biblical times. I bet Jesus loved them. 

Ham and Cheese sandwich questions?

What is a ham and cheese sandwich?

A sandwich with ham and cheese in it.

What is a sandwich?

Ham and cheese held together with 2 pieces of bread.

What is a ham and cheese sandwich professional?

Someone who really likes ham and cheese sandwiches to a professional level. 

What is a non ham and cheese sandwich professional?

Someone who really likes ham and cheese sandwiches but not at a professional level.

What kind of fillings can you have in a sandwich?

Ham and cheese.

What else can you do with a ham and cheese sandwich apart from eat it?

Make, talk about and gaze upon.

Who invented the ham and cheese sandwich?

I don't know. But it probably derived from someone making a ham sandwich then adding cheese. 

Sandwich Review

Today I went to Andy's on Grafton road in Kentish Town. With my sandwich I bought beef Hoola Hoops and a Ribena. Here is my review of the overall sandwich experience:

I didn't like it.

Cheese Jokes

My favourite cheese jokes:

What is Rihannas favourite cheese?

Mozer ella ella ella eh eh eh

What is a magicians favourite cheese?

Che Daaaarrrrr

I feel like I'm being disloyal to ham.