A poem by Tobi

Ham and cheese

I don't like peas

Some make me sneeze

I love cheese

Ham and cheese

My dog has fleas

But he hates peas

I love cheese

Ham and cheese

I don't say please

Just get me some cheese

I love cheese

Did you know that there is evidence that ham and cheese sandwiches have been one of humanities  favourite foods since biblical times. I bet Jesus loved them. 

Ham and Cheese sandwich questions?

What is a ham and cheese sandwich?

A sandwich with ham and cheese in it.

What is a sandwich?

Ham and cheese held together with 2 pieces of bread.

What is a ham and cheese sandwich professional?

Someone who really likes ham and cheese sandwiches to a professional level. 

What is a non ham and cheese sandwich professional?

Someone who really likes ham and cheese sandwiches but not at a professional level.

What kind of fillings can you have in a sandwich?

Ham and cheese.

What else can you do with a ham and cheese sandwich apart from eat it?

Make, talk about and gaze upon.

Who invented the ham and cheese sandwich?

I don't know. But it probably derived from someone making a ham sandwich then adding cheese. 

Sandwich Review

Today I went to Andy's on Grafton road in Kentish Town. With my sandwich I bought beef Hoola Hoops and a Ribena. Here is my review of the overall sandwich experience:

I didn't like it.

Cheese Jokes

My favourite cheese jokes:

What is Rihannas favourite cheese?

Mozer ella ella ella eh eh eh

What is a magicians favourite cheese?

Che Daaaarrrrr

I feel like I'm being disloyal to ham.

Hey guys! Hey guys check this out yea?! Cool!

This is me in Paris eating a ham and cheese sandwich. It was the best ham and cheese sandwich I've ever eaten in my entire life. If you want to have the best ham and cheese sandwich in the world then go to this ham and cheese sandwich shop (It wasn't really a ham and cheese sandwich shop) But you should go. When you get there ask someone where the best ham and cheese sandwich shop in the world is, maybe near the Mona Lisa (I bet Mona Lisa loved ham and cheese sandwiches).

Ham and cheese sandwich - hamcheewich

I don't really know if I like ham and cheese sandwiches